About
Heyo! I’m Bryce. To give you the best understanding of who I am, I’ve boiled down my life’s most notable checkpoints📍
Age 0: Bald. Illiterate. Covered in poop.
Age 13: Overheard my mom use the term “late bloomer” on the phone.
Age 15: First make out. Somehow more cologne than tongue.
Age 27 (Present-day): Balding. Illiterate. Covered in poop.
When it comes to creating, I’m not just a writer. I also produce rap music. I’ve had a few producer names over the years, but right now, it’s ‘ice cream boi,’ which should clear up any confusion about the title of my site.
I’ve also produced music for advertising. When I was working in Charlotte, NC, me and my partner ran social for a local restaurant, Toucan Louie’s. To get patrons in the door, we wrote and produced a rap song in which my friend, Quise actually performed it as the brand’s toucan mascot. There was also a music video in the works that never saw the light of day, but that’s a story for another day.
I’m still perfecting my craft but I’ve made a bunch of songs with my friends - some of which I think are dope enough to share here.
Oh, and here’s a picture of me when I had an awesome mustache that none of the people in my life wanted me to shave at all.